Agents of Shield season 2 Premiere. 
So Shield starts with a flashback and Agent Carter cameo. 
I still don't like Skye, I think she's extremely annoying, and she's an agent now too? 
And wasn't Shield dismantled after Captain America the Winter Soldier? Why are they still a part of Shield if there is no Shield? 
I guess that's supposed to be Absorbing Man, yet another character that nobody really cares about, but that's Shields m.o.  
So far the acting is just as poor as it was last year. 
Agent May is not believable at all, honestly the entire cast should just be replaced. 
Fitz and Simmons were annoying last year but even more so this year.
Boring dialog, boring dialog and more boring dialog...
Oh wait more boring dialog. 
A weird Skye and Ward conversation. Sorry a stupid conversation. 
Oh Skye wants to be a badass this season...
I'm really wondering how the like 5 or 6 remaining Shield members are planning to defeat Hydra, an organization that was able to infiltrate every intelligence agency on earth, and shape every aspect of human existence since WWII. 
So they captured absorbing man pretty easily for a guy that was pumped full of bullets and didn't even flinch. 
Then they kidnap some general. 
And the Absorbing Man escapes, what a surprise. 
So Lucy Lawless, I don't even know who sees supposed to be, makes the brilliant decision to pick up the item in the box that was classified and locked up for a reason. I guess you don't need a high IQ to be a Shield agent. 
Everyone is so dramatic in this show. 
Insert dramatic running scene...
Insert dramatic speech...
Fitz has apparently lost it, and talks to an imaginary Simmons. 
Absorbing Man gets the artifact back. 
Wow what an episode.....just kidding. 
So Shield is back and isn't any better than it was last year, in fact it might be worse, poor writing, very poor acting. Just not fun to watch. I won't be doing reviews for each episode because I have a feeling that if this is what the season will be like I'm not going to enjoy it and I probably won't watch every episode.  
I can't really say this episode was a disappointment because I really had no expectations for it. 
So if I had to give this episode a rating, 
I'd give it a 3/10
Let me know what you guys think? Do you enjoy Shield or do you agree with me? Let me know your thoughts!

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